FRIEND: I’d be a cat
ME: I wanna be a unicorn.

AND MY FRIENDS JUST LIKE:

ME: Why are you looking at me like that?
FRIEND:You can’t be a unicorn
ME:Why not?

AND MY FRIEND LOOKS AT ME LIKE THIS:

AND SAYS: Cuz their not even real…
ME:

Fine then i’ll just be a butterfly!

FRIEND:

Your so weird.